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SHIT Restaurant in Beijing


The Chinese guy I was with simply translated the restaurant’s name as, “SHIT IN THE RESTAURANT.”

For brevity and clarity, let’s just call it as SHIT RESTAURANT. Or to be less gross, TOILET RESTAURANT. 

And yes, I know. It’s not fabulous to talk about shit. 🙂

I’ve been meaning to go to this place ever since I heard about it last September. But, I went backpacking to Japan and South Korea so the urge to go there was forgotten even until I came back.

Last week, someone mentioned it again so I pestered him that we should check it out to finally end my curiosity of the place.

And it never failed to amuse, if not amaze, me. Or maybe, grossed me out. LOL…

We’ll take you from ancient to modern China!

So, let’s play pictionary, shall we?

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

This is what greets you once you enter the tiny door. It’s not impressive, really and it’s overly decorated. The decors actually kinda, well, bathroom-y—even the tiles. But, then, that’s the point. You just entered the bathroom and not a restaurant. 🙂
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

You see, it is indeed a bathroom slash toilet. They even have a shower and a urinal (top left).

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

The toilet seats are of course, the real ones that you are sitting in your bathroom. It’s weird the first time I sat there and it just didn’t feel right. Hehe…

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

 When I opened this, the waitress told me NOT TO OPEN it. For whatever the reasons are, who the hell knows. Good thing was, it didn’t smell. I think, this toilet seats could be very convenient when someone is grossed out–he could just throw up right there! 
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

A bathroom dinner date would be, of course, not romantic but it certainly, is, an affair to remembah. :)) 
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

The dishes they serve here are all western food. I got me a chicken curry (Is this western? Hello, London!) which is not bad. As you can see, there are no plates here. Your orders are served in ceramics shaped in things you see in the bathroom. Even the menu is shaped like a hershey shit. :)) 

Imagine you sit on this and your shit suddenly turns into a chicken curry, would you eat it? Hahahahaha….

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Mushroom soup, anyone? Don’t worry, it’s not soap-y. It’s more of creamy…. Yummy… 🙂  
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Our dessert: English mashed potato. This is definitely some kind of shit, yeah? It tasted cold and a bit grainy to my palate. 
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

These two are so engrossed eating shit. Or are they eating and at the same time shitting? LOL…
Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

Toilet / Shit Restaurant in Beijing, China.

And if you like the experience, you can leave your shit, too. I mean, a message of thanks or praise. They should have distributed a toilet paper to write down the messages.

And oh, the price is just like any other Chinese restaurant in your neighborhood. Dirt cheap.

Resto info:

SHIT Restaurant
#91, Di’anmenwai Avenue
Xicheng District, Beijing
Email: bianbianmanwu@sohu.com

If you have no idea, it’s just close to the Drum and Bell Tower.

We’ll take you from ancient to modern China!

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7 Responses to “SHIT Restaurant in Beijing”

  1. Gil
    March 3, 2010 at 5:17 AM #

    That’s so silly!
    Seems like Chin’a making a huge step towards becoming as weird as Japan, at least…

  2. Brad O.
    March 3, 2010 at 7:43 PM #

    Haha, there’s one in Beijing now too?! Awesome. I saw one in Taibei on the news. ALAINNNNNN HOW ARE YOU?!

  3. alainsojourner
    March 4, 2010 at 2:36 AM #

    Hi Brad,
    I’m doing O So Good.
    How are you, my dear boytoy?
    :))

  4. Jing Golez
    March 5, 2010 at 6:09 AM #

    hi alain,
    look so funny and a little bit oooo.,.,haahhahahhaa

  5. alainsojourner
    March 5, 2010 at 7:08 AM #

    Jing, shit is always good. LOL…

  6. multiplayer flash games
    July 10, 2012 at 2:27 PM #

    Jing, shit is always good. LOL…
    +1

  7. Toronto Guy
    September 23, 2013 at 4:16 PM #

    Ew! Ew! Ew!
    Just ew!
    LOL….

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