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Nightlife in Boracay

Nightlife in Boracay is like hell at its best. Its fierce, naughty, kinky and, of course, fun.

If youre a member of the Immaculate Conception congregation, this is not the kind of fun you are surely looking for.

If you walk along the beach from end to end, you can see shadows lurking the corner. Two nights ago, I heard a moan. It was just very near me. Judging from the sound of it, someone was giving and someone was receiving a blow job. Eewww!

Friends asked me some bar recommendations in Boracay. I told them that I won’t recommend but I’d say something about the bars I’ve been to. 

A male friend, K, asked where the best place to find someone to get laid. He’s a hetero who never tried a whore in his life but he might try one when he visits next month.

I told him NOT to do it because with a body like him, he could grab anyone he likes for free. He’s one of those fellows with low self-esteem. I pimped him out in Shanghai once–and he got home with the lady who he liked. And he’s forever grateful for that. He bought me a a long island iced tea and gave me a good night kiss. 😉 

It was my first ever pimping experience. :))

I am no Lonely Planet but Ill say my two cents about Boracay’s nightlife.

Related: The Ultimate Boracay Guide Book 

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Juice Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Juice Bar.

JUICE BAR (Station 2)

Visit this bar after midnight because that’s when people start turning up in this open air bar. They play a mix of house, electronic and pop music. The crowd are crazy and dancing on the sand has never been fun when you are at this place. Mixed drinks are priced above a hundred pesos and they’re ok. I’d go here for the music and the no-frills ambiance.

If you wanna rest yourself from the annoying, pushy whores in Boracay, this is your haven. Well, kinda.     

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Hey Jude Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Hey Jude Bar.

HEY JUDE (Station 2)

I like this place. Though drinks are a bit pricey, I love the DJ’s music and the atmosphere. There’s an air of class (kinda) and elitism even if you just pass by this bar. There are some whores around but they’re not as annoying as other bars. A lot of expats in the crowd and boys do play foosball here. Drinks are ok.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Summer Place Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Summer Place Bar.

SUMMER PLACE (Station 2)
Music is loud and good. Dance floor is a tiny space in front of the DJ booth. Expect elbowing each other and feel that gross sweat of someone dancing next to you. You bump on someone’s ass and other private parts. 😉 This bar is heavily infested with expats looking for one night stands. It is also here where Filipina whores compete each other to grab the moneyed Caucasians’ attention. These whores really know their stuff. If they think this guy won’t bring her somewhere, they’d move on to the next potential customer.

I should know. I observed them. Boy, they gyrated seductively to the tune of whatever is playing.

Summer Place is a whore house so to speak. Both for men and women. 🙂

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Bambooze Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Bambooze Bar.

BAMBOOZE (Station 2)

High school kids group here due to drink specials: PHP200 for 6 bottles of any kind of beer available in the bar. They play pop music and the crowd dances wild. There’s a small dance floor space and beware of fighting / arguing with drunk teenagers.

We stayed here for less than an hour and left. The moment we reached downstairs, there was fighting upstairs and broken bottles flew everywhere.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Club Paraw.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Club Paraw.

CLUB PARAW (Station 1)

Went to this bar twice. I love it. You can bury your feet under the sand while you’re comfortably sitting your ass in one of their low bamboo stools. Drinks price are just the same as other bars. They have amazing fire dancing performance which everybody is waiting for. The beach is just like 5-10 meters from the last table. You can hear it wherever you’ll be sitting. 

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / ChillOut Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / ChillOut Bar.

CHILLOUT (Station 1)
The live music is the main attraction here. The voice of their lead singer soothes your tired body from doing sea sports and stuff. When the singer takes a break, you can hear the waves nearby. Good place to really chillout with friends and lovers. Bob Marley is a GOD here.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Sand Bar.

Nightlife in Boracay Island, The Philippines / Sand Bar.

SAND BAR (Station 1)
This bar is perhaps has the most romantic setting in all the bars I went to. The tiny lamps they put on each table add glam and romance. Watch out for their fire dancing performance from the members of the fabulous community. They;re exotic and fantabulous rolled in one!

Other bars I went to but only stayed for a drink (not two): MO2 (great live music), Nigi Nigi Nu Noose (weird name, huh?) and Charles Bar (live music).

Whores are everywhere in Boracay. Don’t let them spoil your fun. When you are in this island, YOU DEFINE FUN and NOT the WHORES.

The nightlife here would never ever dissapoint you. Dance with the music and talk to some strangers you meet. Drink your liquor and be wild but don’t start a fight.

Boracay is your place to relax while having fun. So, make the best of it and leave the island with good, bad and incredible stories to tell to those who have never been here.

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3 Responses to “Nightlife in Boracay”

  1. Ann
    April 19, 2010 at 4:56 AM #

    I also really like Kookamanga’s. It’s whore central but great drink specials!
    Club Paraw was one of my faves, it gets super packed on the beach. Reminds me of the full moon parties in Thailand.

  2. air yeezys
    November 11, 2010 at 7:32 PM #

    The longest day has an end.

  3. Kit | hotel in boracay
    October 3, 2013 at 11:05 PM #

    Boracay has the best nightlife ever. There you can find great bars and restaurants, and of course hundreds of party people! 🙂

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